Pizza Hut Wants to Know What You’re Thinking

I think about pizza a lot. Like, right up there with remembering I have to get gas in the morning or whether or not I locked my door a lot. Like, if you ask me what I'm thinking about at any given moment, there's probably a twenty three percent chance it involves pizza. So reading … Continue reading Pizza Hut Wants to Know What You’re Thinking

The Decay of America (or Why the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Saved My Childhood)

Hello America. We have a problem. I hope you're sitting down as you read this. There are some serious problems on my mind but I'm going to let you in on what's probably the most intense problem to be facing our country at the moment. Seriously, this may rock you to the core. If you're … Continue reading The Decay of America (or Why the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Saved My Childhood)