In the words of Marshawn Lynch, you know why I'm here.Unlike Beast Mode, it's not to avoid a fine. There are no fines that I'm aware of for missing out on your football blog post right before the Superbowl. I guess it's good we're here, just in case. As this is my last NFL update … Continue reading Weekly Scrimmage – Super Bowl Edition – January 28th 2015
Weekly Scrimmage – PLAYOFFS Edition – January 03rd 2015
Playoffs! The playoffs are upon us. On a side note, does anyway else have trouble not thinking that word in their head using Jim Mora's voice? There's gotta be a few of us out there. Today, we are going to talk about playoffs. We are totally not kidding you. We're going to take a look … Continue reading Weekly Scrimmage – PLAYOFFS Edition – January 03rd 2015
Weekly Scrimmage – December 26th 2014
Week 17 is finally upon us. And things are mostly set and ready to go for the playoffs, especially in the NFC. Only one game really matters as the Panthers head on the road to take on Atlanta for the division crown and fourth seed. Seven wins will look pretty gross considering the Cardinals will … Continue reading Weekly Scrimmage – December 26th 2014
Weekly Scrimmage – December 20th 2014
The team is looking for anyone who's played quarterback for an organized team within the last ten years. They're reported to be considering anyone who can throw a football more than twelve yards and pronounce the word Omaha.
Weekly Scrimmage – December 10th 2014
Rub those fingers together, because we now enter the Johnny Football era. I hope Cleveland is prepared for back-to-back Superbowls and NBA titles. I'm not sure that I'm ready. Just know that you've been warned.
Weekly Scrimmage – November 26th 2014
Well. The Oakland Raiders won a game. We kinda have to start there. When a team hasn't won for a full calendar year, it's kind of a big deal. Not only that, they took out a Chiefs team that is not terrible. Supposedly anyway. They do have a signal caller that takes looks downfield about … Continue reading Weekly Scrimmage – November 26th 2014
Weekly Scrimmage – November 19th 2014
The Seahawks go down again. Teams winning the Superbowl have not fared particularly well in the next season. Seattle is threatening to be the fourth straight winner to not even make the playoffs. Whether it's a Superbowl curse, a hangover, or just a tougher schedule there have been many teams to underperform the following year. … Continue reading Weekly Scrimmage – November 19th 2014
Weekly Scrimmage – November 12th 2014
Welcome to week eleven. Where the NFC South threatens to bring up the topic of playoff reform once again. We talked last week about how every team in the AFC North would be winning the division. And then the only team in the South to get a win was the Falcons. And that was likely … Continue reading Weekly Scrimmage – November 12th 2014
Weekly Scrimmage – November 5th 2014
Well here we are, nine weeks into the season. We're starting to see some trends take hold. And we're rethinking things from the beginning of the season. But what we're most often left with is a gluttony of teams in the middle of the pack. We're looking at thirteen teams with either four or five … Continue reading Weekly Scrimmage – November 5th 2014
Weekly Scrimmage – October 29th 2014
I stay believing in unicorns. I had Tampa and St Louis both winning last week. My Tampa pick looked like a decent bet but I've yet to be correct while picking them to win this year. St Louis is still a team I believe to be much better than their record. Yet I couldn't pick … Continue reading Weekly Scrimmage – October 29th 2014
Generally Trivial 